PRESS PARKING

One of my co-workers heard that you could get parking privileges at the local metro airports if you had to fly on assignment, somewhere. Here is the e-mail that I sent to him, explaining how to get Press Parking.

John, Here's the info about airport parking at the metro airports Call P A Public Relations at *** ***-****. You need to do this about 10 days before your trip because they will mail you a parking pass that you have to give to the gate attendant when you leave. Tell whomever answers the phone who you are (I'm sure that they will be impressed) and that you work for {blank} Photo Dept. (More impress). They will ask for your Lic. Plate number. They'll mail you a pass. On the pass, it will tell you which lot to park at in each airport. You must park where they tell you. It's usually the Long Term Parking so be prepared for a long shuttle bus ride.

When you return to the airport be prepared for a hassle at the toll gate. DON'T give them your parking pass and the gate ticket that you got when you entered the lot. I repeat...DON'T. First explain to the attendant who will be Pakistani or Haitian and who will speak little or no English, but will nod his/her head up and down as though he/she does understand, that the pass that you are about to give them entitles you to park for free for the entire period marked on the pass. Using simple words, explain to them that this means you will not have to pay ANYTHING. It is all FREE. Tell him/her that if he/she doesn't understand this, to call their supervisor before they punch any buttons.

The attendant will smile and say "Yes sir." And then will punch some buttons and tell you that you owe $147. You will try not to scream, after going through all of the above. Tell him/her to call the supervisor. He/she will and it will take some time. He/she will try to explain that there is a crazy man who doesn't want to pay his bill. Eventually you will be passed the phone, whereupon the supervisor will explain to you that The Press is entitled to the first 24 hours of free parking and you must pay the rest. You will then grit your teeth and explain the purpose of the P A Parking Pass and you will point out the dates that you were given to park at no charge. The supervisor will ask to talk to the attendant. Sometimes this is all that is necessary and the gates will go up and you will drive out and only 20 minutes will have been wasted. More than likely the attendant will punch some more buttons and then ask you for $86. You will repeat the above procedure, perhaps several times and will waste as much as an hour before you are finally allowed to pass. And all the time you will wonder if all of this is worth the privilege of free parking.

The last time I did this, I had to sign a waiver before I could go home and I ended up getting bills for the parking for the next three months before it finally got cleared up. Good luck, John. Don't say that I didn't warn you.

Dick

Dick Kraus
< newspix@optonline.net >
General Assignment Photographer
Newsday,
Long Island ,NY
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360 April 18, 2000 A day in the Bronx
355 March 31, 2000 2 Months
352 March 8, 2000 The Good Old Days
350 February 24, 2000 Assignments
348 February 20, 2000 Free parking
342 January 19, 2000 Cold
339 December 21, 1999 Perspective
337 December 7, 1999 Pearl Harbor Rememberance
330 Is Photojournalism Dead? Dick Kraus Photojournalism is dead.
326 October 16, 1999 HIZZONOR
320 September 19, 1999 The Storm
316 September 12, 1999 What if?
308 August 7, 1999 Death Sentence
299 July 10, 1999 A Kinder Gentler World
291 June 11, 1999

What goes around comes around

290 June 10, 1999

It wasn't Just another Ribbon Cutting

286 May 31, 1999 Another Memorial Day
284 May 23, 1999 Tears
277 May 6, 1999 Refugees
269 April 22, 1999 TODAY THE CIRCUS CAME BACK TO TOWN
263 April 16, 1999 Finally!
260 April 4, 1999 Damn!!
259 March 30, 1999 A "Typical" Day?
254 March 20, 1999 Thank you, Lynn.
243 March 5, 1999 There Are Voices That I hear
237 February 26, 1999 The Assignment From Hell
232 February 23, 1999 Thank God for Seagulls
229 February 16, 1999 The Lake
228 February 15, 1999 "Stills First!"
225 February 13, 1999 I have just returned from one of the most intense experiences of my life.
207 January 28, 1999 Communication
202 January 15, 1999

LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE!

201 January 14, 1999 WEATHER OR NOT
191 December 23, 1998 Who Has a Dirty Mind?
183 December 5, 1998 Work With What You've Got
168 October 30, 1998 Some Days Are Golden
161 October 20, 1998 I Have An Infinite Amount of Dislike for Political Flacks
159 October 18, 1998 It Still Hurts After All These Years
153 October 3, 1998 The One that Got Away
151 September 27, 1998 Going the Extra Mile
145 September 7, 1998 OH, MY ACHIN’ HEAD
135 August 21, 1998 The Grabber
129 August 5, 1998 GOING TO THE WALL.....AGAIN
126 July 30, 1998 After an hour it was getting just light enough to make out a couple of guys carrying tv cameras, walking down the road towards me. They were a French tv crew. I asked them how much further it was to the scene and they told me that I wasn't even a third of the way there and I still hadn't reached the hills yet.
115 July 18, 1998 The Day the Rabbit Died
92 June 13, 1998 PHOTOJOURNALIST OR NOT??
77 May 25, 1998 Another Memorial Day
76 May 23, 1998 Don't Show Them Shit
66 April 23, 1998 Nothin’ Special
58 April 10, 1998 All of the Usual Rules Apply
39 March 18, 1998 You Just Never Know
29 February 25, 1998 Small Paper / Large Paper?
16 February 12, 1998 How Special Can You Get?
11 February 2, 1998 Sometimes You Get Lucky
6 January 26, 1998 Head Shots and Real Estate
 
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